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RTG casinos have always been the best! The virtual casino world has never stopped competing with each other on launching new games or bonus features. They are always trying to find new and innovative ways to keep their customers happy. As many of you would agree with me, they have crossed all boundaries to allow online players to anticipate and wait for the next best thing to come around. A lot of online casinos regularly update their new releases from time to time, so that you are familiar with the new games being released. Probably try your luck with some of the new games!!

Real Time Gaming software or RTG in short, is one of the most trusted and popular casinos’ any professional online player would suggest you to wager at. It’s true, as RTG provides only the best! The new video bonus slots game will prove that…

The new game is called Year of Fortune! If you’ve had bad luck all this year, then here’s a game that will literally change that. Of course, it has a Random Progressive Jackpot. The game is a lot similar to the Happy Golden Ox of Happiness progressive slots game and many of you who know the game will just think this was only a name change. The Year of Fortune is a new 5-reel video bonus slots games that offers you all the best features such as the wild symbols, extra bonus features and an enticing progressive jackpot.

Both the Year of Fortune and Happy Golden Ox of Happiness slots games are listed at the casinos’ site. Year of Fortune has more stunning graphical features and color scheme. If you visit Rushmore Casino or Cherry Red Casino then you can’t pass by without trying out the new Year of Fortune online casino slots game. Check it out for yourself!

Hey ladies… Did you know Ashton Kutcher is not only HOT and funny but he’s got an artistic talent as well? No wonder Demi Moore is crazy about the guy… he’s got it all…. wink wink!!!

The actor showed a bit of his talent on the roof of the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas when he was celebrating the weekend with his stepdaughter Rumer Willis on her 21st birthday. It definitely wasn’t a strip show on the roof but graffiti of a white slots machine that read “Lucky Me” on the top. Ashton created this piece of art as soon as he got the OK from the Planet Hollywood’s management. His ‘piece of art’ can be seen from the taller hotels near the Planet Hollywood.

Ashton didn’t miss out updating this on Twitter. I was just wondering, did Ashton feel the Planet Hollywood needed some art on it, or was it part of his publicity tour or probably he liked playing slots, or maybe just to prove his artistic talent and impress his family?

Ashton and wife Demi Moore celebrated Rumer’s birthday at the Tao in The Venetian in Las Vegas along with Bruce Willis, his wife Emma Hemming, sisters Tallulah and Scout, Rumer’s boyfriend Micah Alberti and other friends.

This trip wasn’t too much commotion like the previous week when Ashton and Demi’s private jet made an emergency landing before takeoff.

They did it once and they are coming back for more! Is it Blue or is it just Las Vegas…? The Blue Man Group can’t get enough of Vegas so they hitting the stage once more at their favorite hotspot, The Venetian.

This alien-looking trio of Blue Men formed in 1988 is well-known for their theatrical performances that feature the most entertaining music, comedy and multimedia. They produce a number of ‘unique’ themes…and many of you will agree to that…. based on science and technology that include topics like plumbing, fractals, human sight, and the internet; other popular themes include topics on Innocence, The Outsider and Rooftops! I have a question? Are they really ‘aliens’ given the themes they choose….?

Well, it beats me when I see more than hundreds of people signing up for the shows tickets to see the trio of curious aliens, bald and ALL BLUE…. Maybe I should take a stroll to The Venetian and have a look for myself. From what I’ve heard about them, the three men are geared up on some high-energy and their music incorporate percussion, comedy and playing with instruments like the PVC pipes. If their music doesn’t entertain me their great muscular bodies surely will… after all we don’t get to see such hot men in ‘Blue’ all the time, do we?

So for those of you who want to experience this high-octane, hysterically funny creative live performance go check it out! The Venetian also offers a Blue Man Package…. No, not a package of the Men… a hotel and show deal. It includes a two-night stay at its luxury suite with admission to the Blue Man Show with lots more perks. High rollers at the Venetian get a private greeting with the Blue Man Group performers. Meet you at the Blue Zone!

“So long, gay boys”…. Sounds familiar? Have you watched the Hangover? If you haven’t, I highly recommend you do. Todd Philips has finally done a good job with directing Hangover! Congrats Toddy! So taking you to the story, it features the fast life of the Sin City, Las Vegas. Honestly, it’s not all about the good life; this comedy also features the VERY big mishaps and misadventures of three careless or should I say drunken groomsmen who conveniently lose their about-to-be-married buddy. The characters couldn’t be any better than these three superb Hollywood stars: Justin Bartha (the misfortunate to-be-groom), Bradley Cooper at his sexiest (the bored-with-marriage schoolteacher), Zach Galifianakis (the “fat boy” who plays Justin’s to-be-bro-in-law) and finally the hilarious Ed Helms (plays a guy who’s very much in love or that’s what he thought… oh by the way he “IS” a dentist, he proved it trust me!)

This is the ultimate movie… this is what I am talking about. A flat out funny movie that goes all the way to making it so worth watching… The (mis)adventure begins when the four friends take off on a road trip to celebrate their bachelor party in Las Vegas. These three groomsmen actually have a profound personality disorder and the Vegas trip worked like an emergency therapy for each of them.

The four sneak up to the roof of Caesars Palace to toast Jagermeister to the upcoming wedding. None of them remember a thing when they finally jump out of bed with the craziest hangovers. A lot of unanswered questions and missing a to-be-groom, take them to places they never imagine. The guys wake up in a $4200 suite with a tiger in the bathroom, a chicken on the run, a weepy baby, a broken and missing tooth and a belly button piercing for a diamond dangle.

Chasing around Vegas, the three guys try to trace down Doug the missing to-be-groom when they encounter with the “to-da-loo motherfucka” Chinese mobster. You’ll roll on the floor laughing each time you hear him speak, especially when he dies of laughter when he hears Alan (Zach) speak as he thinks he is funny because he is fat.

A series of events with a sweet stripper, cheating at blackjack to pay back Mr. Chow $80,000 and returning the tiger back to Mike Tyson they finally figure out Doug is on the roof because of the “Roofies” they popped the previous night. They race back to the hotel roof to find Doug with the original $80,000 and his mattress hurled up on one of the statutes on the roof. They (the wolf pack) return to the wedding swearing to keep what happened a secret. Well, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right?

Funny to the bone and you should definitely not miss out Mr. Chow saying “you wanna fuck on me”? Stu (Ed) really turned out to look like a “nerdy hillbilly” with one of his teeth missing. Want to experience a fun night in Las Vegas then get your “satchels”, I mean “purse”, eh actually wallets and take a trip to Las Vegas wonder what you’ll get yourself into.

Life can be easy…if you just open your eyes wide. I’m broke, down and out, penniless…well the situation is not that serious but still I have to manage my budget very well to reach the end of the month. Last month I was very busy at work and I did a lot of overtime….I hate my boss for that … I’m tired and all I can think about is taking a holiday. I didn’t have time to go online and check my favorite online casinos to see what was new and interesting and I missed a great opportunity. Damn! I was so angry….I started throwing darts on boss’ picture that I have hung up on my kitchen wall.

You must be wondering what happened … Well, I discovered that Everest Casino had a great promotion in July. There was a promotion offering a 5-night holiday in Vegas…Yes Vegas Baby!!! Flights, 5 stars hotel, and a $2.000 coupon for betting included in this package. Can you imagine? A holiday for free…is perfect….is what I need right now…and the holiday package is for two people…so I thought Lola (my friend) could come with me. But I saw the promotion too late…I was so disappointed I wanted to cry…

But I thought, if Everest Casino had this offer, then maybe other online casinos must have something similar to this. And Yes! I was right! There is something even better in August! Intercasino loves me and wants me to go on holiday! There is a new promotion and the prize is a 3-night trip to Egypt and Cairo….( I already hear in my head The Bangles singing Walk like an Egyptian…). The trip includes a visit to the Pyramids, a desert safari, and a Nile cruise. Bye Bye Boss… Don’t cry I’ll send you a postcard of a Sphinx!

Try to switch on your radio….95% of chances you’ll have to listen to Lady GaGa singing “Poker Face”! Not that I don’t like the song…but man, can you have something else from time to time? I guess this is the reason why iPod have so much success…

But I have to admit that Lady Gaga conquered a corner in my heart….her song is about gambling so….I cannot help it, I like her barefaced attitude! Obviously when I meet my friends at the poker table they all love to sing Poker Face…with all the dancing moves….yeah, you can imagine!

But going back to our Lady Gaga, I tried to find on the net some more information about the connection between her and gambling and this is what I found, please read and make your own judgment. In an interview Lady GaGa said that while writing the lyrics for Poker Face she was thinking about all her ex boyfriends (all? How many?….mmmmhhhh I’m becoming envious). She told the magazine that she dated a lot of rock and roll guys, very keen on sex (don’t tell me…really??…unbelievable….), drinks (God, another surprise!) and gambling (ok this is better).

The lyrics of the song are about many different “topics”, Lady GaGa loves to gamble and so do her ex boyfriends, but there are hints about sex and booze. In another interview our Poker Face was asked about the meaning of “bluffin …with my muffin”…and guess what it means?! She said it was a nice way to refer to her vagina…(muffin – vagina…..I don’t see the connection, I’m getting old). She copied the line from another song she wrote years ago but that was never released (“Blueberry Kisses” was the title).

So here it is, a song which is not only about Poker, there is also some Texas Hold’em, a Russian Roulette (just not to get too bored), some casinos and ….”A little gambling is fun when you’re with me I love it”…. You know what Poker Face is a fun song…but I’ll never look to a muffin in the same way!