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They did it once and they are coming back for more! Is it Blue or is it just Las Vegas…? The Blue Man Group can’t get enough of Vegas so they hitting the stage once more at their favorite hotspot, The Venetian.

This alien-looking trio of Blue Men formed in 1988 is well-known for their theatrical performances that feature the most entertaining music, comedy and multimedia. They produce a number of ‘unique’ themes…and many of you will agree to that…. based on science and technology that include topics like plumbing, fractals, human sight, and the internet; other popular themes include topics on Innocence, The Outsider and Rooftops! I have a question? Are they really ‘aliens’ given the themes they choose….?

Well, it beats me when I see more than hundreds of people signing up for the shows tickets to see the trio of curious aliens, bald and ALL BLUE…. Maybe I should take a stroll to The Venetian and have a look for myself. From what I’ve heard about them, the three men are geared up on some high-energy and their music incorporate percussion, comedy and playing with instruments like the PVC pipes. If their music doesn’t entertain me their great muscular bodies surely will… after all we don’t get to see such hot men in ‘Blue’ all the time, do we?

So for those of you who want to experience this high-octane, hysterically funny creative live performance go check it out! The Venetian also offers a Blue Man Package…. No, not a package of the Men… a hotel and show deal. It includes a two-night stay at its luxury suite with admission to the Blue Man Show with lots more perks. High rollers at the Venetian get a private greeting with the Blue Man Group performers. Meet you at the Blue Zone!

“So long, gay boys”…. Sounds familiar? Have you watched the Hangover? If you haven’t, I highly recommend you do. Todd Philips has finally done a good job with directing Hangover! Congrats Toddy! So taking you to the story, it features the fast life of the Sin City, Las Vegas. Honestly, it’s not all about the good life; this comedy also features the VERY big mishaps and misadventures of three careless or should I say drunken groomsmen who conveniently lose their about-to-be-married buddy. The characters couldn’t be any better than these three superb Hollywood stars: Justin Bartha (the misfortunate to-be-groom), Bradley Cooper at his sexiest (the bored-with-marriage schoolteacher), Zach Galifianakis (the “fat boy” who plays Justin’s to-be-bro-in-law) and finally the hilarious Ed Helms (plays a guy who’s very much in love or that’s what he thought… oh by the way he “IS” a dentist, he proved it trust me!)

This is the ultimate movie… this is what I am talking about. A flat out funny movie that goes all the way to making it so worth watching… The (mis)adventure begins when the four friends take off on a road trip to celebrate their bachelor party in Las Vegas. These three groomsmen actually have a profound personality disorder and the Vegas trip worked like an emergency therapy for each of them.

The four sneak up to the roof of Caesars Palace to toast Jagermeister to the upcoming wedding. None of them remember a thing when they finally jump out of bed with the craziest hangovers. A lot of unanswered questions and missing a to-be-groom, take them to places they never imagine. The guys wake up in a $4200 suite with a tiger in the bathroom, a chicken on the run, a weepy baby, a broken and missing tooth and a belly button piercing for a diamond dangle.

Chasing around Vegas, the three guys try to trace down Doug the missing to-be-groom when they encounter with the “to-da-loo motherfucka” Chinese mobster. You’ll roll on the floor laughing each time you hear him speak, especially when he dies of laughter when he hears Alan (Zach) speak as he thinks he is funny because he is fat.

A series of events with a sweet stripper, cheating at blackjack to pay back Mr. Chow $80,000 and returning the tiger back to Mike Tyson they finally figure out Doug is on the roof because of the “Roofies” they popped the previous night. They race back to the hotel roof to find Doug with the original $80,000 and his mattress hurled up on one of the statutes on the roof. They (the wolf pack) return to the wedding swearing to keep what happened a secret. Well, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas right?

Funny to the bone and you should definitely not miss out Mr. Chow saying “you wanna fuck on me”? Stu (Ed) really turned out to look like a “nerdy hillbilly” with one of his teeth missing. Want to experience a fun night in Las Vegas then get your “satchels”, I mean “purse”, eh actually wallets and take a trip to Las Vegas wonder what you’ll get yourself into.

Life can be easy…if you just open your eyes wide. I’m broke, down and out, penniless…well the situation is not that serious but still I have to manage my budget very well to reach the end of the month. Last month I was very busy at work and I did a lot of overtime….I hate my boss for that … I’m tired and all I can think about is taking a holiday. I didn’t have time to go online and check my favorite online casinos to see what was new and interesting and I missed a great opportunity. Damn! I was so angry….I started throwing darts on boss’ picture that I have hung up on my kitchen wall.

You must be wondering what happened … Well, I discovered that Everest Casino had a great promotion in July. There was a promotion offering a 5-night holiday in Vegas…Yes Vegas Baby!!! Flights, 5 stars hotel, and a $2.000 coupon for betting included in this package. Can you imagine? A holiday for free…is perfect….is what I need right now…and the holiday package is for two people…so I thought Lola (my friend) could come with me. But I saw the promotion too late…I was so disappointed I wanted to cry…

But I thought, if Everest Casino had this offer, then maybe other online casinos must have something similar to this. And Yes! I was right! There is something even better in August! Intercasino loves me and wants me to go on holiday! There is a new promotion and the prize is a 3-night trip to Egypt and Cairo….( I already hear in my head The Bangles singing Walk like an Egyptian…). The trip includes a visit to the Pyramids, a desert safari, and a Nile cruise. Bye Bye Boss… Don’t cry I’ll send you a postcard of a Sphinx!

Try to switch on your radio….95% of chances you’ll have to listen to Lady GaGa singing “Poker Face”! Not that I don’t like the song…but man, can you have something else from time to time? I guess this is the reason why iPod have so much success…

But I have to admit that Lady Gaga conquered a corner in my heart….her song is about gambling so….I cannot help it, I like her barefaced attitude! Obviously when I meet my friends at the poker table they all love to sing Poker Face…with all the dancing moves….yeah, you can imagine!

But going back to our Lady Gaga, I tried to find on the net some more information about the connection between her and gambling and this is what I found, please read and make your own judgment. In an interview Lady GaGa said that while writing the lyrics for Poker Face she was thinking about all her ex boyfriends (all? How many?….mmmmhhhh I’m becoming envious). She told the magazine that she dated a lot of rock and roll guys, very keen on sex (don’t tell me…really??…unbelievable….), drinks (God, another surprise!) and gambling (ok this is better).

The lyrics of the song are about many different “topics”, Lady GaGa loves to gamble and so do her ex boyfriends, but there are hints about sex and booze. In another interview our Poker Face was asked about the meaning of “bluffin …with my muffin”…and guess what it means?! She said it was a nice way to refer to her vagina…(muffin – vagina…..I don’t see the connection, I’m getting old). She copied the line from another song she wrote years ago but that was never released (“Blueberry Kisses” was the title).

So here it is, a song which is not only about Poker, there is also some Texas Hold’em, a Russian Roulette (just not to get too bored), some casinos and ….”A little gambling is fun when you’re with me I love it”…. You know what Poker Face is a fun song…but I’ll never look to a muffin in the same way!

One of Hollywood’s biggest and busiest heart-throbs, Leonardo Di Caprio seems to have found time in busy calendar to produce a new movie that will address the online poker world. The actor after a long break and “break up” has returned to the big screen.

The writers behind the most honored poker movies of all time are sailing back into the poker port! This time round they are bringing along with them the very famous international film icon, Leonardo Di Caprio. The untitled film will feature the handsome DiCaprio in the world of Costa Rica-based online gambling casinos. But why Costa Rica? Well, Costa Rica has free online games without any harsh taxes. A bunch of poker sites are based there, so you could say that Costa Rica has suffered as the Internet’s Las Vegas. The movie plot has not been released yet, but Leo will be playing a young online grind or a large business canon, which is still uncertain!

The star has reportedly signed up for the new project and has given seemingly unbeatable success, which means film will move on rather quickly from the purgatory level to the actual production. Here’s something to look forward to! Leonardo is currently working on Cristopher Nolan’s Inception so let’s hope the project will kick off once he has completed it, so we can see a good gambling movie in the cinema soon.

The duo Brian Koppelman and David Levien have recently written movies such as “The Girlfriend Experience”, and were the two masterminds behind the very famous “Ocean’s Thirteen”. They have slammed the gambling scripts in the Las Vegas themed Ocean’s Eleven, and thousands of poker lovers are delighted to catch a glimpse of the movie on its arrival. For the non-poker lovers, they still have a glimpse of the sexy poker-faced, actually baby-faced star Leonardo DiCaprio!

Few days ago I was sipping my Starbucks Coffee with some friends and, I don’t remember exactly how, but the conversation ended up on the gambling topic. My friends know that I like gambling and in our group I’m supposed to be the “expert” in the matter. You know how it is among girls, one is a professional “How to Catch a Man” Advisor, another is the Minister of “Best Deals”, then we have the “Love Affair” Guru, and finally me, the Gambling Master. So we were speaking about betting online, games, rules, how to do this and how to do that and all my friends were very interested in slot machines.

Slot machine are a very good and easy way to start your experience with online casinos. The game is easy, it is a lot of fun, and you can start playing immediately with no need to spend time in reading rules and learning strategies. So I thought it was a good idea to introduce them to the wonderful world of online slot finding for each of my friend the perfect slot game! And this is what a told them.

Patty is our “How to Catch a Man” Advisor she is bold, brave, she loves adventure, though situations, impossible missions. The perfect slot for her is the amazing Tomb Raider video slot. She can chase a man or a hidden treasure…makes no difference, she likes challenges and good rewards and Tomb Raider has both.

For Jane, the Minister of best Deals, the slot Shopping Spree is the perfect match! Symbols are high heels shoes, perfumes, handbags…what can be better for a woman that has devoted her life to shopping? And with the jackpot she can buy whatever she likes!

And now Lola….well she is our Love Guru, you can ask any advice about relations, men, wooing, etc…She loves men and their nonsense world…so here it is Lola, the slot for you is Hunky Heroes. Here she can find 5 tall, fit and handsome guys…and she can also sneak a peak to their juicy body with the Unzip bonus round!

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Guess you heard the gossip too of the flirty socialite and the ‘sissy’ Soccer Star! Surprised are you? Well this is how the story goes, or at least was a few weeks ago.

Miss Hot Shot, Paris Hilton and currently Madrid’s new team member Cristiano Ronaldo promised to make their long-distance relationship work while she was shooting in Dubai for her new BFF TV show and he in America. Truly a breath of fresh air or should I say “love” and fresh air for the new pair who were usually on the lookout for gold diggers in their previous “relationships”, have now come to find their feelings for each that unfortunately did not last long enough. Yup! That’s right Paris dumped the Madrid soccer star because she felt he was too “Sissy”….. not “THAT HOT” I guess! I don’t blame her though!

After two nights of passion, Paris claimed that she never did approve of the Real Madrid winker as he was not macho enough. Apparently, the hotel heiress likes her men rugged and not so uptight. She thought that her friends would laugh if they saw her dating a guy who walked around with flowers in his hair. Some sources claimed that the soccer star wasn’t nearly hot enough for her. Paris decided to call it off as she decided the relationship was not clicking….or maybe she found he was being unfaithful.

However, Ronaldo’s mother Dolores Averio had also not been very happy with her son’s new lover. Sources say that Dolores stated that Paris was definitely not every mother’s ideal daughter-in-law. The couple supposedly met at MyHouse club couple of weeks ago, shared a series of passionate kisses and then took off to Nicky Hilton’s home nearby in West Hollywood. Too bad the relationship did not last… But looks like Paris made her statement very loud and clear about Ronaldo not being man enough for her! OOPS not good news for the Real Madrid team!!!

Why don’t we place a bet on that; they will sell him back to Manchester United once they hear the story.

Ask me which is my favorite movie…I don’t know. Ask me which is my favorite casino movie and it’s very easy to reply: What Happens in Vegas!

Sometimes I close my eyes and I dream I’m Cameron Diaz: tall, thin, blonde, smart and funny. I have this perfect life, or it seems like that, I plan everything, I have a boyfriend I love, and bla bla. But wait a minute….who is this average, ugly man I’m living with? It’s a man that dares to dump me because I’m too perfect! Can you believe it??? Too bad, thank God I have a friend and I can spend with her a great weekend in Las Vegas (this was the gift I bought for my EX boyfriend).

Good! We head to Las Vegas and guess what? Our beautiful and comfortable suite has a shared bathroom (have you ever seen something like that in Las Vegas…whatever…is a movie….right). There are two guys in the other room, and we do not want any guy around, we have to party, enjoy and forget men. But one of this two guys seems very attracted to me and insists to spend the evening together.

At this point I do disagree with the script …. I would have no doubts in accepting an invitation if if it comes from Ashton Kutcher!!! One of the biggest hunk of Hollywood! Anyway I accept and we spend the evening and the night together drinking, dancing, chatting and playing at the casino. Yes of course, we are in Las Vegas, gambling is “mandatory”. Lets go for some shoots at the craps table…is our lucky evening. One shoot after the other we win, win, and win again! ….Well then we also get married in a Vegas wedding chapel….I guess we were a little high, but not too much if you were able to choose that wonderful wedding ring with dice…I love it!

The morning after we are already fighting but Ashton has this good idea of playing my quarter in 25c slot machine, the reels spin…and this is Vegas Baby! We win 3 millions dollars. The rest of the movie is all about being horrible to each other and fall in love.
Mmmmhhh yes, I would pay to be Cameron and meet my Ashton in Vegas.

I have read thousand of articles speaking about women and gambling and how they are different from men when it comes to betting and risking. And I tell you the truth, I didn’t like most of them, well some were offensive, far beyond what I can accept. There is always that air of condescension something like a pat on your back….meaning …. ok ok yes EVEN women can play. Even? EVEN? What the hell do they mean?

I do believe that women can be as good as men when it comes to gamble, is only that we got into the field later than men, but now we are narrowing the gap. It can be true that women are generally less interested in gaming, be it video games or online casino games. But those that enjoy the pleasure of this kind of entertainment have all the skills to excel, have success and win as much as our male counterpart. I do hate the boys astonishment when they get defeated by a woman at the poker table. What is that? Why that stare lost in emptiness? Is it so strange? Do they think that a woman doesn’t have the cool blood and enough intelligence to push them out of the pot?

I think that the growth of online gambling will give to women of all ages, a better chance to try their way into online gambling experience and to become pro gamblers. With online gambling you can easily play from home, in your free time, without having people staring at you, you can choose the game you like most, and also practice with some free games before betting real money. You can play as long as you feel like, even in pajamas, and nobody will comment on your attire. Try to imagine the pleasure of winning big bucks and then use them to go on holiday with your best girl friends….a dream!

I prefer games with some skills and strategies involved, such as poker or blackjack. But if I feel tired and I want to have some easy fun without too much thinking then I go for a good video slot machine, with an entertaining theme and a big progressive jackpot. I bet my coins and let the reels spin, then I wait to see if I hit a winning combination. I find it much better and profitable than sitting on the sofa watching the usual soap opera…episode number 2654.

Ok, we all know, no working place is perfect. There is always something that could be better: more pleasant colleagues, less boring duties, higher salary. For somebody the sore point is the Boss. It might not be really evil but he just behave with that “all-knowing” attitude that you can’t bear, as if he was the smartest guy on Earth! Well if you have had enough of it and you want to get back at him without risking your job, here is a great way to enjoy the sweet taste of revenge in complete anonymity.

I wish your boss is a fan of online gambling and I hope he loves to play poker online. If this is the case, with some deceitfulness and nerve you have to try to gather some information about his hobby. Speak with other colleagues about general topics but with the aim to get three fundamental information: in which online casino or poker room he signed up; which is his nickname and when he uses to play online (meaning at what time of the day).

You might need some time to get all this data or…. maybe not since men like to show off when it comes to challenges and winnings in this match or in that tournament….about how cool they were the time when…bla bla bla…you know what I mean right? Once you have all the needed information, is time go party!!!

Log on in the same online casino in which your Boss uses to play, and look for the table where he is playing. And now just rock! Use all the strategies you know and you have learnt about poker. Rage against him with all your strenght. Shred him round after round, steal him the pot at the last minute. Break his bone at the river…And the day after, in the office, ask him smiling how was his last online poker session….but please try not to laugh or he will catch you!